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Migrant Farm Puppies Face Deportation
U.S. Immigration authorities have detained four puppies in southern California who were not able to present their identification documents Monday afternoon. The puppies are suspected of partaking in undocumented migrant farm work.
“If they are indeed illegal aliens, we’ll have to deport them,” says USCIS officer James Fisher. “They don’t speak English, so it’s hard to get any useful information.”
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Analysts: A Hamster in Hand Worth Two in Bush
An increasing number of researchers agree that having a hamster in hand is twice as valuable as having two in the bushes.
“If you’re holding one hamster, it’s a known quantity,” says Richard Voakes, an analyst with the Hamster Institute of America. “Sure, two in the bush will give you more hamsters, but who knows where they are or if you can catch them? You’ll save more time focusing on the one you’ve already got.”
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Baby Bear Diagnosed With Social Anxiety
Bear psychologists have diagnosed a local cub with social anxiety disorder after he exhibited extreme shyness around others.
“Sometimes cubbies can be a little awkward around their peers, but most will grow out of it,” says Dr. Jane Camping. "But a bear with social anxiety may have setbacks – he won’t be able to eat at the cool kids table, or will be too shy to ask a girl to the Spring Fling dance. So it’s good to diagnose that early on.“