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Experts: Americans Not Ready for Canine Head Wraps

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Experts: Americans Not Ready for Canine Head Wraps

They may be all the rage in Milan, but according to fashion experts, the US is not quite ready for dog head wraps.  "American sensibilities are just not ready for the full-on Cruella de Vil look just yet,“ said Mademoiselle assistant editor Joanie Ashworth. "You can’t just bring things stateside that are popular in Europe and hope they’ll be a success… sometimes you have to wait for the culture to catch up.  This is one of those times.”

Via livingranchodelux.

WBEZ Chicago Reveals True Feline Identity of ‘Wait Wait’ Hosts

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In a move that sent shock waves through the public radio community, Chicago member station WBEZ released a video showing the true identities of Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! host Peter Sagal and panelist Paula Poundstone. The Fluffington Post now has conclusive evidence that, after 14 years on the air, the popular NPR news quiz is in fact run by talking cats.

“They’re always behind those microphones. You never actually see what they look like,” says Madeline Carlyle, a regular NPR listener who was angered by the revelation. “This is really just shocking. I’m not sure if I can listen to the show the same way again.”

It appears the unmasking of the kitties is a stunt, aimed at drumming up support for the station’s ongoing pledge drive, though we suspect the listener backlash to this 14-year lie will outweigh the publicity.

Cat Forced to Downsize to Smaller Basket

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Cat Forced to Downsize to Smaller Basket

With the notable exception of cats, the sluggish economy has just about hit everyone hard.  However, while most felines have been oblivious to the economic woes of the world, not all have been unaffected.  There exists a small percentage of down-on-their-luck kitties who are actually part of the larger 99%.  Pooh is part of that cat minority, and after his hours were recently cut at the Mid-Afternoon Nappery, he was forced to downsize to a smaller lounging basket.

Via Jennuine Captures.

Ducklings Set to Explore the Backyard

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Ducklings Set to Explore the Backyard

Brave ducklings Vasco and Ferdinand are set to embark on a 3-month journey to the farthest reaches of the backyard.  Their voyage, which is backed by a writ of passage from the Queen of Spain, will leave from the patio, make its way along the side fence to the bird bath and then follow the slate path to the pergola.  

Their goal is to find a quicker land route to the vegetable garden.

Via Ian-S.