PHOTO OP: The Lion
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Local Pup Desperately Needs a Bath
Cambria, a Yorkie-Maltese mix (or “Morkie,” as the kids say) is in dire need of a cleaning, according to reports out of her hometown. The pup apparently found a mud puddle and “went to town,” said one witness.
“She’ll definitely be taking a bath,” said bystander Chuck Philips. “But, you know, even spattered in muck, she’s still quite cute. Isn’t she? Who’s a dirty puppy…? Who’s a dirty… yes, you are… yes you are! I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”
Via artisticsiren.
Area Dog is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek
Sorry, Sparky. The verdict is in, and you just aren’t very good at hide-and-seek. According to experts from the Yard Game, Tag and Hide-and-Seek Authority (YGTHSA), a local golden retriever names Sparky is just terrible at hide-and-seek.
“He picks awful hiding places and keeps coming out before he’s found,” said YGTHSA treasurer Angus Van Smoot. "It’s like he doesn’t understand the rules at all.“
Via mikokox_x.
PHOTO OP: Your Daily Dose of Gosling
The Fluffington Post has received a report that actor Ryan Gosling has jumped in front of traffic to save a– oh, no, it’s just a baby goose. Awww.
Via windsordi.
Cat Suspects She May Have Grabbed the Wrong Glasses
Numerous reports into The Fluffington Post indicate that an area cat accidentally took home the wrong pair of glasses from the vet. According to witnesses, the cat began to suspect she may not have her spectacles when she had trouble seeing her textbook.
Others suspect, however, that the glasses are fine and the cat is just putting on a charade to avoid completing her AP History homework due tomorrow.
Via rose_um.