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Market Analysts: Bird in Hand Now Worth 2.4 in Bush

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Market Analysts: Bird in Hand Now Worth 2.4 in Bush

Economists at Harvard University have published a paper noting a small uptick in the value of handheld birds as compared to those in the proverbial “bush.”

“For a long time, a bird in hand was worth two in the bush,” says Betsy Wenner, lead economic researcher at Harvard Business School. “But there are a number of market forces that have caused a shift over the last decade.” The economists agree that the average worldwide market value of a bird in hand is now 2.4 times that of a bush dwelling fowl.

The paper cites inflation, the 2008 housing crisis, and of course, China, as leading factors. The researchers are also quick to point out the volatility of niche bird markets, and do not advise anyone to make avian investments without first consulting an expert in your region.

Via oaklandEarthGirl.

Cat Hypnotist to Play Atlantic City

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Cat Hypnotist to Play Atlantic City

World-renown feline hypnotist, Gatica, is slated to play Caesar’s in Atlantic City in June, according to the cat’s agent.  "Gatica will play three shows per night, June 15-17,“ said agent Juan Carlos Jimenez, who indicated that tickets for the engagement go on sale this weekend and are expected to go fast.  

Gatica rose to fame in the late 1980s with his signature trick of making cats in the audience think they were dogs.  He was named "Cat of the Year” by Purr magazine in 1993, but has largely faded from the limelight over the past decade. If the buzz over this upcoming show is any indication, however, Gatica still has a very loyal fan base.

Via eduardojaramillo.

Luxury Hotelier to Hire Cat Restroom Attendants

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Luxury Hotelier to Hire Cat Restroom Attendants

Upscale hotelier The Provantis Group, proprietors of establishments like The Barksdale in Beverly Hills, The Meowington in New York and the Litter Down Suites in Miami Beach, has announced a plan to hire feline restroom attendants for all of its east coast properties.  

The cats will be responsible for handing guests towels and generally making sure the atmosphere in the public bathroom areas is relaxing.  "We cater to a very particular clientele,“ said James Ogilvy, VP of Guest Services.  "We’re confident that our new cat attendants will increase guest satisfaction across our entire portfolio of luxury hotels.”

Via Tamsyn Pack.