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Puppy Is Reportedly Not Impressed
According to reports out of Seattle, Howie, a Pomeranian-Chihuahua mix, is completely underwhelmed this morning. Friends have tried everything to break Howie out of his funk, but he’s simple uninterested in anything presented to him.
“We’ve tried giving him treats, taking him for walks, throwing his favorite ball around – nothing,” said Lorraine Hicks. “He’s just indifferent to everything.”
No one is quite sure why the dog is so unenthused.
“I mean, the Mariners landed Robinson Cano, the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl, everything is coming up Howie,” said Hicks of the pup, who is apparently a huge local sports fan. “I don’t get why he’s so aloof.”
Hicks hopes that it’s just a temporary malaise and will blow over soon.
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Chicken Can’t Remember Why He Crossed the Road
Sammy the chicken crossed the road earlier this morning but once he reached the other side, onlookers said he appeared confused and out of sorts. He spent some time pecking the ground nonchalantly, to cover, but it was clear that he had forgotten why he crossed the street in the first place.
“I feel really bad for him,” said Cheryl Hawkins. “Really, I do. Everyone is always asking him that question, and now even he doesn’t know the answer.”
Sammy has been having memory problems recently, according to friends. Yesterday he crowed at 4 o’clock in the afternoon, instead of dawn, for example.
“It threw thew whole farm out of whack,” said one friend. “We all overslept and then Sam cockle-doodle-doos at nearly sundown. Threw us for a loop.”
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