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Bunny Gives Free Nuzzles to All Visitors
High in the Himalaya Mountains lives a wise and extremely soft bunny named Oliver. And he gives free nuzzles to any who make the trek to his mountain home.
“It’s totally worth it,” said William Hessler, a pilgrim who made the journey from Leipzig, Germany. “Oliver’s nuzzles are like… I don’t know if there’s a word for it. It’s better than any high. You just feel at peace in the universe when he’s in your lap.”
Oliver hands out nuzzles to any who darken his doorstep, but the way is treacherous. Of the estimated 20,000 who undertake it each year, only about half reach Oliver in his remote outpost.
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Bunny Eats Carrots Strangely
Authorities are baffled by Hollis, a rabbit with an odd habit. Hollis only eats the middles of carrots.
“We’ve taken him to see psychiatrists, nutritionists, sociologists, paranormal investigators – no one knows why he’s doing it,” said Sam Whitlock, a friend of the bunny. “It’s like he’s trying to tell us something, but what?”
According to Whitlock, they tried switching Hollis to parsnips last week to see if the message changed, but he did the same thing: only ate the middles.
They’re going to try celery next.
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Frugal Bunny Saves Thousands by Clipping Coupons
Albie the rabbit never pays full price for anything. The thrifty bunny saves oodles each year by clipping coupons, according to friends.
“I’m always impressed by how Albie sniffs out those bargains,” said Claire D’Orsay, a close friend and frequent shopping buddy. “Whether it’s saving 50 cents on canned beets or getting 20% off on dry wall screws, somehow Albie always gets the best deals.”
Sometimes, D’Orsay admits, he does have to drive a bit out of his way to visit whatever store has the best coupons, but in the long run, he saves.
What does a frugal bunny do with all that extra cash?
“Mostly he just invests in carrot futures,” explained D’Orsay.
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