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The Container Store Announces Puppy Storage Solution

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The Container Store Announces Puppy Storage Solution

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Puppies. They’re adorable. Problem is, they’re everywhere.

The Container Store now has a solution for that.

In a press conference last week, the retailer announced a line of boxes specially made for the little troublemakers. The Kennel Collection features stackable units guaranteed to keep pups contained – and owners happy.

“We’ve always been in the business of organization,” says CEO Kip Tindell. “People need ways of keeping their things together. Puppies are no different.”

The products are currently in the testing phase with a soft launch scheduled mid-September in a handful of midwestern stores.

“We want to just test the waters before doing a full release,” says Tindell. “There’s a chance this could completely backfire – but then again,  there’s always risk in innovation.”

The Kennel Collection will be available in a range of colors, or for the retro-inclined, clear.

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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.

“He was always such a fun puppy,” said Kathy Monroe. “Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started.”

First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.

“My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation,” said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. “It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones.”

Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.

“Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line,” the first-time owner said. “After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me.”

Sagher countered:

“Oh, please. Typical owner talk,” said the thrice-disbarred litigator. “She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that.”

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