puppies

Dog Ignores Recommended Ages for Play Set

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Peanut the dog has sparked controversy across his neighborhood by continuing to use a play set that was intended for ages 2-4. The dog is only 18 months.

Though local children love Peanut – “He’s awesome,” said Carly Classon, age 6 – neighborhood parents have voiced concerns that the pup’s actions might encourage other young residents to ignore safety warnings.

“He’s setting a bad example for the other youth on the block. He’s not old enough for that slide,” Neighborhood Association President Maxwell Higgenbother said.

Other in the neighborhood don’t agree.

“You have to take his dogness into consideration,” said Pete Frannicker, who lives on the same block as Peanut. “In dog years, he’s almost 20. He’s actually kind of too old to be playing on a kiddy slide, which is a whole other thing.”

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REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.

“I was shocked,” says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.

“I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all.”

At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.

Via iheartmiles.

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