Dog Admits His Fetch Skills Are Sub-Par
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the canine sports world, a local puppy named Bosco has admitted that his fetch game just isn’t up to par. “For Bosco, publicly acknowledging his deficient skills was important,” said a spokesman for the pup. “Now that he’s cleared the air, he can focus on working out, getting back into fetch shape and rejoining the pro tour next season.”
Analysts at ESPN claimed never to have heard of competitive fetch when reached for comment.
Via nateOne.
