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Dog Swears Cat Was Like That When He Got There

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Dog Swears Cat Was Like That When He Got There

According to police reports, Buster, a local golden retriever, swears he found Roo the cat lying like that.  "My client is innocent of all charges,“ Buster’s lawyer, Dominique Astor, told The Fluffington Post by phone.  "Roo was already prostrate when Buster arrived.  In fact, he’s the one who called 911!  Would he really call for help if he was the one who incapacitated Roo?  Ask yourself that.  It doesn’t make sense.”

Roo is reportedly resting at home and could not be reached for comment. 

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Local Puppy Is Ready for the Beach

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Local Puppy Is Ready for the Beach

Though consistent summer weather hasn’t quite reached Hyannis, MA, a puppy named Boomer is completely ready for the beach.  "He’s got his towel, he’s got his shakes, he’s got his sunblock, he’s ready to go,“ says long-time beach companion Adele Smith.

Smith tells The Fluffington Post that Boomer has been looking forward to beach season for months and has been practicing his sand castle building skill in a sandbox he built in the basement.

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BREAKING: Puppy Slays Dragon After Epic Battle

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BREAKING: Puppy Slays Dragon After Epic Battle

In what witnesses are calling an epic beast vs. beast showdown, a puppy named Gracie defeated a fearsome dragon that threatened the suburbs of western Long Island on Monday.

“It was terrifying,” says Bill Folsom, an area resident. “This pink dragon came out of nowhere. I thought we were doomed. Thank God for Gracie. She took that beast down.”

Submitted by Lauren McCullough.

Puppy Pals Co-Write Sitcom Pilot

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Puppy Pals Co-Write Sitcom Pilot

Longtime friends and roommates Doyle and Lacey have just put the finishing touches on their sitcom pilot, tentatively titled The Barkers.

Set in New Jersey, The Barkers follows the hilarious hijinks of two dog roommates who co-write a sitcom pilot.

“They always say, ‘write what you know,’ ” says Janine Goldberg, a friend of the two dogs. “But this script is pretty awful.”

Industry insiders say the pilot is being considered by CBS for the time slot after Two and a Half Men.

Via Lisa Barringer.