puppies

Puppy Threatens to Cry if He Does Not Receive Treats

Sources on the ground tell The Fluffington Post of a three hour stand-off between an adorable puppy and someone holding kibble.

“It’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on down there,” says Reggie Colbert, an area resident. “But if they don’t give up the treats soon, there’s going to be tears. And it’s not going to be pretty.”

Authorities have advised the hostage to hold out as long as possible, but at this point, the outcome is anybody’s guess.

Via chloooooe.

PHOTO OP: Best Friends

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Puppy’s Pool Party Flops

Ziggy, a pup from Winnipeg, Canada, hosted one of the most anticipated summer parties of the year. His “Wet N’ Wild Extravaganza” promised to be the premiere venue for water-themed entertainment.

However, not a single one of his guests arrived on Wednesday afternoon.

“It was kind of an odd time to throw a party,” says Harold Crane, an invited guest who could not attend. “Not sure what Ziggy’s up to at 1:00 PM on a Wednesday, but some of us have to work.”

“I checked it out, but the facilities were kind of lame,” Jennifer Mitchner tells The Fluffington Post. “A half-filled kiddie pool with no water slide? I’m out.”

Via Shayna Wiwierski.

10 Puppy Pile-Up Delays Traffic to Living Room

Our traffic chopper is reporting that a crash involving 10 puppies is causing delays at the threshold from the hallway to the living room.  Authorities are reportedly on the scene, and thankfully no serious injuries have been reported.  

A temporary detour is being set up through the dining room, but road crews expect to have the puppies cleared within the next two hours.

Via worldoflard.