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Local Puppy Is Up to No Good
Authorities are advising citizens to be on the lookout for a local spaniel who is apparently “up to no good” and “totally planning something.”
Police say the puppy was last spotted at his home on Main Street, where witnesses say it seemed that he was about to mess with his older brother. The puppy is not considered dangerous, but police warn that he could jump up on the furniture at any moment.
Via detritus.
PHOTO OP: Meanwhile At Puppy School
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Dog Can’t Wait for Football Season
If there’s one thing Rambo loves, it’s milk bones. But if there’s another thing Rambo loves, it has to be football.
The English Bulldog is ecstatic that football is nearly back and can’t wait for the season to start. As a huge Houston Texans fan, Rambo was encouraged by the team’s first-ever playoff appearance (and first playoff win) last season, and is confident going into this season.
“He’s convinced Arian Foster is set for a monster year at running back, and that this is the year the Texas bring home the Lombardi Trophy,” said roommate Cote Billingsly.
Via elimhrndz.
Local dog Kira recently had what many experts are calling the “best day ever.” It started with a protein-rich breakfast of bacon and eggs (followed by a little more bacon when no one was looking). After her morning meal, Kira went for a relaxing jog through the neighborhood and a less-relaxing jaunt through the woods chasing a squirrel.
However, the day really peaked in the afternoon when Kira got to fulfill a lifelong dream and swim with dolphins.
“She was having a blast,” said Anne Masters, a source close to the situation. “I think in another life she must have been a fish… she’s just so happy and relaxed in the water.“
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SURVEY: 2 Out of 5 Dogs Are Not Messing Around
A new poll out of Quinnipiac University finds that 40% of dogs are dead serious – about everything.
“They do not have time to mess around,” says Harold Lamond, who directed the research. “Fetch? Walkies? No. They don’t have time for that BS.”
Via StickyStanceMikey.
