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Dachshund Wins Melon Balling Contest

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Dachshund Wins Melon Balling Contest

A dachshund named Pickle has been named the champion of this year’s International Melon Balling Contest. His top score of 167 points was carefully determined by a panel of judges who weighed his technique, ball size and final presentation.

“It was a close match,” says melon ball enthusiast Clyde Fairbanks. “But Pickle really pulled it out at the end with his classic Half-Ball Twist.”

Pickle was awarded $50,000 and The Golden Baller, a coveted trophy in most melon art circles.

Via PoisonSnow.

Dog Forgets to Signal, Despite Numerous Traffic Tickets

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Dog Forgets to Signal, Despite Numerous Traffic Tickets

You’d think after receiving nine “failure to signal” tickets in the last 12 months, Rufio would stick to the rules of the road.

“It always slips his mind,” says Carl Dougan, who carpools with the pup on their way to office every Thursday. “I’d be lying if I said his reckless driving didn’t freak me out a bit, but we save a ton on gas, so I just buckle up.”

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Puppy Invites Friends Over to Watch Animal Planet

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Puppy Invites Friends Over to Watch Animal Planet

A New York City pup named Wally sent Evites to his friends late Thursday in the hopes they were free to come over and watch some Animal Planet with him on the weekend. Two of his pals, Franklin and Holly, were able to attend. Witnesses say fun was had by all, though not everyone could make it.

“The plans were too last-minute – I had another obligation,” says Roberta Rolan, who declined the invitation. “Also, who sends an Evite? What is this, 2002?”

Submitted by Darren Tome.

Local Puppy Laments the End of Summer

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Local Puppy Laments the End of Summer

A Cincinnati, OH pup named Ellie is “totally bummed” about summer ending, according to sources close to the situation.

“She had just started her leaf collection,” says Ray Stonewall. “I mean, there will be plenty of leaves in September, but I don’t think she’s really into the brown ones.”

Submitted by Kristin Lasita.

Original Dog and Pony Show Uncovered in New England

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Original Dog and Pony Show Uncovered in New England

The Boston Public Library has uncovered evidence of what many scholars believe to be the oldest “Dog and Pony Show” in North America.

This photograph, taken by Leslie Jones sometime between 1917 and 1934, offers proof that dogs and horses performed together as early as the turn of the 20th century.

“Their act was obviously quite polished when this photo was taken,” historian Mark Silver tells The Fluffington Post. “They were likely performing for years before Jones snapped the candid.”