puppies

Dog Too Excited for Hide and Seek

An area puppy is just too hyper to play hide and go seek effectively, according to reports.

“It’s just frustrating,” said Chad Blackwell, a source close to the situation.  "He keeps jumping up out of his hiding spot before I can even finish counting!“

Blackwell said that he’ll try for a third time to explain the rules, but if the puppy still doesn’t get it, he’s going to move that they play freeze tag instead. 

Via Jeanne Masar.

‘Cuddlefest 2012’ Goes Off Without a Hitch

The annual gathering of professional cuddlers was held today in Cedar Rapids, IA and according to reports, Cuddlefest 2012 was a smashing success.  At least 3,500 professional cuddlers descended on the Midwestern city for the full-day conference.  

Highlights included cuddling, cuddling workshops, cuddling seminars and a keynote address by 2003 World Cuddle Champion, Sneezy the Bear.

Next year’s conference will be held in San Antonio, TX.

Via talks.

REPORT: Puppy Discovers Nose Is Delicious

Though details are scarce at this time, a report out of Murfreesboro, TN, indicates that a local puppy has just discovered how good his nose tastes.  Sources close to the situation are telling CNN that the pup only recently realized his tongue could actually reach the top of his nose.

We’ll keep you updated as details emerge.

Via madman36.

PHOTO OP: Looking Forward to a New Day

Via Thomas Hawk.

Dog’s First Crush Doesn’t Work Out

A local chihuahua named Claire experienced both her first crush and her first heartbreak this week.  According to sources, the puppy developed romantic feelings for friend Alex Coe, but the romance was short-lived.

“It just wouldn’t have worked out,” said Coe, a 32-year-old tax attorney from Queens, NY.  "I tried to let her down easy. I hope we can still be friends.“

Those close to Claire say she was devastated at first, but will get over it with time.

Via emmybuf.