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It’s a lot of work reporting the latest breaking news from the animal world. We thought we’d take a moment and hand the reins over to you, dear reader.
Write the funniest headline you can come up with in the comments below. We’ll pick our favorite and publish the full article later this week.
And…GO!
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Puppy to Wear Tie to Office Holiday Party
After about several outfit changes, Rufus the dog has finally settled on a purple crocheted tie from J. Crew to complete his ensemble for the upcoming office holiday party.
“He looks good,” said co-worker Patrice Hedlunk. "It’s not the most festive choice, but I think that’s what he was going for. The party’s still not for three days, though.“
Hedlunk isn’t certain why Rufus decided to get ready so early.
"I’m not sure what he’s so anxious about,” she explained. "I mean, he sees all these people every day at the office. But he’s been fretting about what he was going to wear ever since the e-vites arrived in our work inboxes a couple of weeks ago.
Via Kate.
Dog Takes Own Holiday Photo
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
When Dusty the dog realized his holiday spending had gone over budget, he knew he would have to make a few sacrifices. Number one on that list: His annual holiday photo, done professionally by Sears Portrait Studio. This year, it would have to be a do-it-yourself job.
“Well, it’s not the best picture,” says friend Frank Rayburn, looking at the 8×10 he had just gotten in the mail. “He definitely could have brushed it up a bit in Photoshop, or put a fun holiday border around it. I’d say he still gets an ‘A’ for effort, though.”
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Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation
A dog scientist is the latest victim in a growing number of industrial accidents at NASA’s Ames Research Center in California. The accidents have called into question safety procedures at Ames and whether the research being conducted there is safe.
This latest mishap has left Dr. Skippy, a noted puppy and mediocre astrophysicist, unable to walk. "Now he just kind of floats,“ said an Ames spokersperson of the dog’s condition.
According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Skippy’s team was working on experiment involved dark matter and gravitons when an explosion rocked their lab. After the smoke cleared, the dog was levitating and has been unable to return to earth. Scientists at Ames are working on a cure, but this is apparently uncharted territory.
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