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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

Didn’t get an invitation to Olive’s Party Rockin’ New Year’s Eve-a-Palooza™? You’re not alone.

The event was so exclusive, only the highest of society were invited. There’s a reason New York Magazine named it among the “top 10 hottest parties in Manhattan.”

There was only one problem: No one showed up.

Exclusive photos obtained by The Fluffington Post reveal a lonely pup in an empty apartment, strewn with confetti.

“It’s likely she over-shot with the guest list,” says gossip columnist Rebecca Holtz. “You can’t invite Barack Obama, Roger Federer and Freddie Mercury and expect those kinds of people to attend. Freddie’s been dead for 20 years, for crying out loud.”

Submitted by Nina Frazier.

Puppy Snow Shoveling Business Off to Rocky Start

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When Bichon Frise puppies Chuck and Chuck Jr. decided to start a snow shoveling business on their street, friends and neighbors were initially supportive.  But after the first major snowfall of the season last week, some are starting to express reservations over the quality of their work.

“At first I thought it was a great idea,” said neighbor Amy Wexler, “but we got eight inches earlier this week and they did a terrible job on my driveway.”

According to Wexler, she paid the puppies $10 to shovel our her driveway and the walkway up to the front door, but they mostly just chased each other around in the snow and then went home.  “Now it has totally iced over!“ she told The Fluffington Post.

Other clients are sticking by the pair – at least for now.  

“Was the work good? No.  Was it satisfactory?  Not really.  But I’ll give them one more shot,” said Diane Shannihan, another neighbor.  With more snow expected over the weekend, the puppies could get that shot sooner rather than later.

Via The Raw Story.

Get Political for Animals in 2013

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Get Political for Animals in 2013

The Humane Society Legislative Fund believes animals deserve protection from cruelty and abuse and deserve a voice in the legislative process. We support efforts to pass humane legislation at the federal and state levels, and to help elect humane candidates to office. Only by passing more humane laws and electing more humane lawmakers will animals receive the protection they deserve.

This year holds the promise of passing critical legislation to help animals on issues like abusive puppy mills, chimpanzees warehoused in laboratories, cruel animal fighting, horse slaughter and more. But we can’t do it without your help.

Be a voice for animals. Click here to join a network of committed advocates in the fight to protect animals from cruelty and abuse. Together, we can make a big impact this year and next –- and help protect millions of animals.

This post is brought to you by The Humane Society Legislative Fund.

Puppy Sent to Timeout

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Puppy Sent to Timeout

According to sources, an area puppy named Doxie was sent to timeout immediately after breakfast. Reportedly for “being bad.”  Doxie has had behavior problems in the past, but hasn’t been to timeout since chewing up mom’s favorite shoes in November.  

Details are sketchy as to what infraction might have brought on this punishment, but if past history is any indication, she probably ate something she wasn’t supposed to.

We’ll update this story as it develops.

Via latteda.

Puppy Breaks New Year’s Resolution After Just One Day

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Puppy Breaks New Year’s Resolution After Just One Day

Turbo the dog eats too many bones. His family knows it, his friends know, and he knows it. That’s why he made a resolution on New Year’s Eve to lay off the rawhide in 2013.  Unfortunately for the puppy, the cravings were just too much for him and he only lasted a day.

“I came home from work today and there he was, sucking down a bone bigger than his head,” said Ginny Damon, a source close to the situation.  "He knows it’s not good for him, but he doesn’t care.“

Via RaGardner4.