puppies

PHOTO OP: Mondayz

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Pup Gets Much-Needed Haircut

After being called a “hippie” twice in the same day, a pup named Ralph finally gave in and got a haircut.

“He’d been letting it grow for about two months,” says Jessie Cabot, a friend. “He said the ladies liked it, but it was getting in his eyes. Thank goodness the barber was open on Mondays or he might not have gone in.”

Via Thomas Cain.

Puppy Claims Kitchen Sink in 12-Hour Standoff

While details are still sketchy at this time, The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that a puppy named Tucker has taken control of the kitchen sink, and remains locked in a standoff with authorities.

“We’ve been negotiating with him for the last 12 hours,” says Mark Hollis, an officer on the scene. “It’s not clear what he wants. Treats? Walkies? Whatever it is, he’s not coming out without a fight, that’s for sure.”

Via Adam Henry.

REPORT: Dog Shouldn’t Do That

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Corespondent

A report was recently issued by the Institute For Common Sense, suggesting that Beano the dog really shouldn’t be staring at the sun like that.

“He’s going to go blind, doesn’t he know that?” says ICS spokesman Chuck Pannebaker.

According to the ICS, the incident was just the latest in a series of offenses committed by the pup.

“He was making a funny face last week,” says Pannebaker. “We advised him that it would probably stay that way if he didn’t stop. I tell you, that dog is incorrigible.”

Via zombie_bride.

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