puppies

Dog’s Homemade Coat Is ‘Lacking’ Says Fashion Expert

A pit bull named Blanche was laughed out of a Los Angeles night club Tuesday evening when she arrived wearing an overcoat she had made her self from a bed comforter and two safety pins.

“I’m sure she’s very crafty, but you can’t pull off that that home-sewn look on Santa Monica Boulevard,” says fashion writer Mindy Pearson. “I’m sure she could find a reasonably priced blazer at H&M.”

Via Joe Mande.

Dog Describes Burglary Suspect to Police

When Lily the dog’s house was robbed last month, she was able to scare off the burglar by running downstairs and barking. Though she only got a fleeting glimpse of the culprit, she was able to describe what she saw to the police with enough detail to generate a relatively complete composite sketch.

“I’d say we’re looking for a poodle,” said Sgt. Denny Anders after reviewing the sketch. “A fancy one.”

Via roseyb00.

PHOTO OP: You Gonna Finish That?

Via chrissthegirl, inspired by Scout.

Local Dog Has No Idea How to Eat Watermelon

According to sources close to the situation, Sanchez, a local border collie, has been hungry for the better part of an hour, but has been unable to figure out how to access his food.

“He knows there’s food in there,” said Wilton Hall, an eyewitness, referring to the watermelon that has been stumping Sanchez all morning, “but he’s just not sure how to get at it.”

The Fluffington Post has learned that an engineering team has been dispatched by the city to help the puppy solve this conundrum.

Via sanchysdad.

Dog Charged With Identity Theft

After a three week search for the culprit, the FBI claims it has a dog named Oscar in custody on charges of impersonating and defrauding a giraffe.

“He’s been writing bad checks all over town,” says special agent Terry Crawford, who works on fraud and identity theft cases. “He’s run up a $30,000 credit card bill and ruined the reputation of that poor giraffe. The costume is pretty ridiculous, I’m not sure why we didn’t spot him sooner.”

Via gsd65.