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Koala’s Karaoke Performance an ‘Embarrassment’
A Japanese koala bear named Natsuko had a few regrets when she woke up after a weekend of partying. Though she doesn’t remember it, her friends informed her that she made quite a scene at a late night karaoke club.
“Let’s just say that her rendition of ‘I Just Died In Your Arms’ was pretty memorable,” says Jack Mitsu, a friend. “And not in a good way.”
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Monkey Files Discrimination Suit Against U.S. Open
On the heels of an announcement that a terrier named Linus would be the first dog to serve as ball boy for the U.S. Open tennis tournament, a monkey named Carl has filed a lawsuit against the USTA for discrimination. Carl’s lawyer, Jerry Yung, claims the monkey’s application for the position of ball boy was rejected due to lack of experience.
“Carl has been fetching tennis balls for nearly four years,” Yung told the press on Sunday. “I think we all know what ‘not enough experience’ means in this context. It means monkeys need not apply.”
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PHOTO OP: This Little Piggy
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Hedgehog’s Preparations for 2016 Olympics Begin Now
Ollie the Hedgehog may not have won any medals at the 2012 London Olympics, but that hasn’t discouraged him from chasing his dream. The current American record-holder for fastest time by a hedgehog in the 200m butterfly has his sights set on the 2016 Summer Olympic games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
According to friends, Ollie spends five hours in the pool each day, and another two in the weight room.
“He’s committed,” said personal trainer Janice Perkins. "I’m sure Ollie will make the team for 2016. Michael Phelps is lucky he decided to retire… Ollie was coming for him.“
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PHOTO OP: Dressed to the Nines
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