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Piglet Drops 5 Pounds on Juice Cleanse

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Piglet Drops 5 Pounds on Juice Cleanse

Looking ahead to bathing suit weather, local piggie Hamlet tried a number of diets in the hopes of shedding those winter pounds.

“He tried Atkins, South Beach. Nothing worked,” says Jeremy Blinn, who goes to the gym with Hamlet on occasion. “Then he found this fruit juice cleanse thing on the Internet. A week of smoothies and he’s like a new man.”

The piglet lost five pounds in the first two weeks, and plans to continue the cleanse through early April.

“It’s not a permanent lifestyle change,” says Blinn. “But it’s a great way to kickstart a healthy metabolism.”

Via _Reagan_SMASH.

Reformers Challenge ‘No Girls Allowed’ Rule at Raccoon Tree House

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Reformers Challenge ‘No Girls Allowed’ Rule at Raccoon Tree House

For as long as it has existed, the raccoon tree house in the big oak tree has been a ‘No Girls Allowed’ club. But following the retirement of aging leader Benny, some are calling for reforms to long-held traditions.

“No girls allowed just doesn’t fly this day in age,” said Alison Vance, a spokesperson for the reform group. “This is a perfect time for the club to explore what qualities they want in a new leader, and an acceptance of female leaders should be a priority. It’s time to change.”

The club is expected to elect a new leader this week.

Via Tambako the Jaguar. This post was originally published on HelloGiggles.