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Cat’s Collection of Bunny Crap Taking Over House

At first, it was just a harmless collection. Willy’s friends thought it would be good for him. The cat had recently lost his job and and was moping around the house, spending most of his day napping.

But now, Willy’s bunny memorabilia collecting has turned into an obsession.

“He’s on eBay every day,” said Tyne Walker, a friend. “He’s even got alerts set up on his phone anytime someone outbids him.”

Bunny statues, bunny plushies, bunny jewelry, bunny candles, antique bunny books – you name it, if it has a rabbit on it, Willy has purchased it. And the collection is so large, it’s starting to spill out of his room and take over the rest of the house.

“Yesterday, I went into the kitchen for a snack and tripped over a pile of rabbit fan zines,” said roommate Alex Wexler. “I didn’t even know those were a thing!”

Wexler hopes that he will be able to talk Willy into relocating some of his collection to a storage space. Otherwise, he said, he’d going to have to move out.

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Cat Gets Baked on Catnip, Has Mind Blown by Movie

Ellery the cat had a rough night – or an awesome night, depending on your perspective – after rolling in an entire bag of catnip. 

“It wasn’t just the catnip that did it,” said her catnip supplier, who asked to only be called “Tito.” Apparently, after getting baked on the ‘nip, the cat decided to pop in a DVD. “Mulholland Drive. You know, by David Lynch? That movie is trippy; it blew her mind.”

After that, Ellery kind of just sat and stared into space. Her little kitty brain trying to put together the story. What’s real and what’s imaginary?

“She sat there at the table until well after midnight, not even blinking,” said Tito. “Then she went to bed. She has’t gotten up yet.”

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His name is Marvin. He seems skeptical.

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