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Cat Upset After Hitting Comcast Data Limit

Biscuit, a Scottish Fold kitten from Memphis, TN, was distraught when she received an email informing her that she had reached her monthly 300GB broadband data limit.

The cat is a cord cutter and gets most of her entertainment via streaming video on Netflix, Hulu and YouTube. She attributes this month’s overage to a particularly high amount of binge watching.

“She just got into Supernatural and watched all eight seasons on Netflix in under a week,” said roommate Sophia Mason. “Plus, they just added the seventh season of Psych and she had to go back and rewatch the whole series.”

According to Mason, Biscuit is pretty stressed out about the whole thing because there’s still a whole bunch of Law & Order: SVU and Grey’s Anatomy to catch up on on Hulu.

“At least her plan resets back to zero before the new season of Orange is the New Black comes out. That would have been devastating,” said Mason.

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Kitten Loses Hide-and-Seek Tournament in Semi-Final Round

Many fans of the Gold Cup Hide-and-Seek Tournament, held annually in Peoria, IL, were excited about the prospects of a new contender – a fresh-faced kitten named Gus.

“Gus had everything going for him,” says Daniel Gibson, a writer for Sports Illustrated who has covered the Gold Cup for five years running. “He’s very small, very quiet and very grey. In short, easy to hide.”

But an upset came in the semi-final round, where Gus took a chance on a bowl that was just too shallow.

“He realized his mistake right away,” says Gibson. “But at that point, it was too late. Best he could do was ride out the decision. They found him about 12 seconds later, and he was eliminated.”

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Dog Has Deep Psychological Problems After Being Raised by Cats

Tally, a Husky puppy, has become the latest Internet pet star after a series of extremely popular appearances on Reddit. The dog, who was raised by cats and exhibits a number of cat like behaviors, has made readers swoon across the globe.

But The Fluffington Post has learned that behind the awws, Tally and her friends are suffering. 

“She’s developed some real problems. She’s a total head case,” said one friend, who wished to remain anonymous. According to our source, the dog has been diagnosed with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, ADHD and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. In short: she won’t follow rules, she can’t concentrate on things and she’s becomes obsessed with herself.

We talked to feline psychologist Dr. Serge Marchaud.

“In my professional opinion, it was Tally’s upbringing by cats that likely brought out these afflictions,” he said. “These are all classic feline psychological issues. You rarely see them in dogs, especially not all at once.”

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