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Nordstrom to Offer Refunds on New Line of Cats
Following a spate of returns from unhappy customers, retailer Nordstrom has announced that it will offer full refunds on all purchases of its new line of cats. The product was released in early December, but the company’s call centers and customer service departments were flooded with complaints from angry customers shortly after launch. Apparently, many of the newly purchased cats just refuse to get out of the bag.
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Kitten Charged With Illegal ‘Cuteness Enhancement’
Though it is explicitly banned by the International Federation of Professional Cats, many felines have been caught using cuteness enhancing substances. This little guy was caught using non-corrective, cosmetic contact lenses that cause his eyes to literally shine with adorableness. He faces a 50-day suspension.
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Top Footballing Tiger to Join MLS
In a move that is seen by many as just a publicity stunt, the U.K.’s top football playing tiger will make the jump to America in 2013. The tiger will make $10 million/year over a four season contract to be the starting striker for Major League Soccer’s Chicago Fire club.
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Anxious Kitten Swears There’s a Sound Coming From the Left-Front Tire
10-month-old Weda is a bit high-strung when it comes to auto maintenance. While no one in the family can corroborate, she swears she hears a scraping noise coming from the front of the car, especially on cold days when she’s driving in reverse. Even a call to NPR’s Car Talk did not allay her fears that something is very, very wrong.
Submitted by Stephanie Hennie.