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Rhode Island Cat Obsesses Over March Madness

Brackets already driving you nuts this year? You’ve got nothing on Mr. Pinky, a 10-month-old cat from Providence, RI.

Pinky is so consumed with his NCAA picks that he watches every single play of every single game, and generates an “alternate bracket” based on revised probabilities about once per hour.

While the alternate brackets obviously have no bearing on his pool, Pinky is obsessed with graphing “all possible outcomes,” according to sources close to the situation.

Submitted by Alison Vinciguerra.

Area Cat Kinda Bummed About Being Named “Poo”

After 10 years, it just dawned on a local cat that her name may not be the cutesy moniker she once thought, but a shorthand for excrement.

Poo has reportedly been lazy and despondent ever since coming to the realization, but sources close to the situation suspect she will bounce back relatively quickly.

Submitted by Dawn Clancy.