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Extremely Vain Cat Can’t Stop Looking at Own Reflection

According to sources, Milo, a local cat not previously known for his vanity, has been staring at himself in the mirror for hours. “We were suppose to go see The Hunger Games last night and he totally blew me off to stare at his reflection.  Not cool,” one particularly perturbed friend told The Fluffington Post.  

Cat psychologists say Milo is just exhibiting typical behavior for a teenager (he just turned two and a half), while occultists swear the mirror is cursed.

Via Ma1974. 

Cat Wins Improv Award for Best Jerry Lewis Impression

The Upright Citizens Brigade held its annual Excellence in Improv Awards Tuesday. Among the winners was a Siamese cat known for his uncanny and often hilarious Jerry Lewis impression.

“You have got to see his act,” says Kim Monte, an improv comic from New York. “The jokes are a little corny, but the voice is spot-on.”

Via ocelotmf.

Cat Would Like You to Draw Him Now, Please

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Jeff the cat has struck yet another impeccable pose and is now ready for you to draw him. “What a sublime figure,” says Maureen Olson, Professor of Modern Art at Sarah Lawrence College. “It would appear that the cat is deep in thought, perhaps reflecting on the passive nature of his existence. Maybe he’s hungry. We just don’t know.”

Art experts have long noted Jeff’s seemingly effortless ability to hold poses, in some cases for hours on end. “He really doesn’t move,” says Olson. “You could say he’s an ideal subject.”

Via northerntransplant.