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Oscar the cat, called a “super sneak” by the correspondent in the video above, has taught himself how to open the freezer door and swipe the fish sticks within.
Reports later confirmed that Oscar rejected the fish sticks, noting they were not Gorton’s, but “some store brand crap.”
Via The Frogman.
UK Kitty Keeps Crib Warm for New Baby
A cat from Worcester is taking her Big Sister duties very seriously. Bella made it her mission to keep the nursery cozy until the new baby is old enough to move in.
“Until our baby came along in February, Bella was very much the baby in the house,” says Helen King, a mom close to the situation. “She took some time to adjust, but now she and baby get along just fine.”
DIRECTV Launches New Line of Catellite Dishes
By Melissa Venditti, FluffPo Special Correspondent
Carl Fraser, DIRECTV’s senior vice president of product, has announced that the company will launch its new line of Catellite dishes this spring. The receivers will install directly on your cat and add 34 new channels of feline-focused programming.
“With the rising popularity of fluffy animal media, we thought this was the puuurfect opportunity to pounce on our competition,” said Fraser at the company’s headquarters in El Segundo, CA.
DC Cat Charged With First Degree Silliness
A Washington, DC cat named Nurgle was arrested and charged with three counts of first degree silliness late Friday. Witnesses say the 4-year-old feline was caught sniffing hair mousse caps, getting stuck inside Christmas tree boxes and being “rascally.”
Nurgle’s arraignment has been scheduled for April 26th.
Submitted by Piddlebucket.
Toronto Cat Bored by ‘The Hunger Games’
Tired of hearing everyone yammer on about it at the office, Louie finally broke down and started reading The Hunger Games. But the Toronto cat was taken aback when he learned the story was about post-apocalyptic children locked in mortal combat, and not about the fun you have running into the kitchen every time you hear the can opener.
Sources close to the situation say Louie is even less inclined to see the movie after this disappointment.
Submitted by Jaclyn Klein.
