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Cat Gives Laziest High Fives Ever

According to reports, an area cat has been giving some extremely half-assed high fives. “I wouldn’t even call it a high five,” says James Tonkin, who witnessed one of the exchanges yesterday. “It was really more of a… I dunno, maybe a low two at best.  Is that a thing?  Actually, don’t print that.”

Witnesses say the cat has not put any enthusiasm into his hand slaps in over a month.

Via chefenduro.

Hepcat Digs the Bebop Lifestyle

Rupert, a local cat with a smooth style, is hip to the downtown jazz scene.  He can often be found sipping a dish of gin in a smoky lounge and jamming out to standards from Cab Calloway or Artie Shaw.  Can you dig it?

Via Mr. Ducke by way of littlehatsoncats.

PHOTO OP: Content Kitty Is Content

Via Rinsmaster.