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REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination

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REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination

According to a leaked covert intelligence report from the NSA, members of the cat separatist group Felines United are using the board game Risk to plan their international take-over strategy.  The report details chilling accounts from undercover operatives of F.U. meetings at which cats would play Risk for hours on end, honing their world domination plans by running them through scenario after scenario using the game.

The White House is confirming the existence of the reports but will not comment on them or any planned response at this time.

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Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests

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Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests

According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests.  "Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,“ said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.  

Among the leading mistakes cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.

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Home Cat Massager Offers Maximum Kitty Comfort

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It’s a fact that cats are stressed out.  They lead hard lives, constantly worrying about the job market, global climate change, the European debt crisis, among other things.  It’s no wonder cats need some time to unwind at the end of the day.  

A new portable cat massager from from Brookstone offers the maximum amount of feline relaxation at a price that even a dog could afford.  

Via The Huffington Post.

Cat Roommates Share Studio Apartment

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Cat Roommates Share Studio Apartment

City real estate can be a tough game. When you find a place that meets your needs, you shoot first and ask questions later.

For better or worse, some Craigslist confusion brought two apartment-hunting cats together under the same tiny roof.

“They each put a security deposit down on the same day,” says Mario Andres, the building’s landlord. “And they wouldn’t take no for an answer.”

Via Garfield C.