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Local Cat Stares Down Hole for 5 Hours Straight

A local cat named Buzzsaw has apparently been staring down what appears to be an abandoned gopher hole for the past five hours.  "I’m not sure what he’s expecting to find,“ said one onlooker.  "I’m pretty sure that hole is empty.”

“I’ve been watching for about four hours now, and he hasn’t moved a muscle,” continued the onlooker. “But seriously, what kind of dumb animal stares at the same thing for hours on end?  It must be so boring.  I don’t understand cats.”  

Via acomputerpro.

Area Cat Concedes Baths Aren’t That Bad

According to numerous reports, the cat world was stunned today when Tom the cat, previously in vehement opposition to bath time, conceded that they actually aren’t so bad.  Tom reportedly said through a spokesperson that while he’s still not a fan of baths, he’ll no longer “freak out” when it comes time to get clean.

“I think we turned over a new leaf today,” said Jodi Ross of the Clean Cat Coalition. “I think the tide is turning here, and Tom is wisely getting out in front of the issue.  Baths have been villainized for too long.”

Via jpharr43.

TIP: Always Check Your Couch Cushions for Extra Kittens

In these tough economic times, professors at the The Wharton School are advising that everyone check couch cushions for spare kittens.  "Kittens are pretty small,“ says economist Jan Berger. "Very often they will slip down between the cushions on a couch and stay there for months unnoticed.  People will often be literally sitting on a gold mine of lost kittens.”

Via shan213.