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Cat Disappointed by Tiny Laundry Basket
A feline by the name of Commander Jazz was saddened to discover he could barely fit a weeks’ worth of socks into his brand new laundry basket, let alone a full load.
“It hit him like a ton of bricks,” says Cody Orwell, commenting on his friend’s shocked expression. “Worst of all, he already threw out the receipt.”
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PHOTO OP: The Ship’s Cats, circa 1919
PHOTO OP: Kitten Stretch
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Cat Is Unimpressed by Death Star
An area cat reportedly thinks the Death Star is “no big deal.” According to friends, Tima the cat just feels that way too much attention is paid to the giant star ship.
“I think she’s just a little nonplussed, to be honest,” says Roger Anker, a long-time friend and confidant to Tima. "I mean, it only took her two weeks to make her Death Star – and she built it from a kit. So I think she’s just like, ‘Who cares?’“
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Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite
According to numerous reports, area cat Lemonjello has encased fellow cat, Oranjello – a long-time nemesis – in carbonite. The cryonic alloy is best known for its use in the movie Star Wars when Boba Fett utilizes it to freeze Han Solo in stasis to transport him to Jabba the Hutt. Until Lemonjello used the substance on Oranjello, carbonite was thought to be fictional.
