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8 Baller Cats Who Are Richer Than You
Maybe if you had worked a little harder, you’d be as wealthy as these kitties.
But you didn’t. You spent all your free time playing Medal of Duty and eating Cheez Doodles. Not the crispy kind, mind you. The puffy kind.
You disgust me. Get out of my sight.
Via Ca$hCatz.biz, the greatest thing on the Internet.
PHOTO OP: Who, Me?
Via @kakanse.
Cat Sues Scratching Post Manufacturer After Freak Accident
After face-planting on a scratching post last week, Jerry the cat has filed a lawsuit against manufacturer KittyWise for $2.5 million in damages, citing faulty construction and safety violations.
“The pain and humiliation my client has suffered at the hands of this shoddy, two-bit product is appalling,” says Mitchell Corsair, Jerry’s attorney.
KittyWise could not be reached for official comment, but unnamed sources within the company tell The Fluffington Post that Jerry is a known klutz, and the lawsuit is nothing but a publicity stunt.
Via Kazuyo Terada.
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Via nickjoanni.
Cat Rules Monopoly Town With an Iron Fist
Residents of Monopoly Town have had a rough go of things ever since electing Willy McKitty to be mayor. Willy, the five year old heir to the McKitty scratching post fortune and local real estate investor, has governed the town with the calculated efficiency of a dedicated capitalist. While his office claims that cuts to social programs and what his spokespeople deem “unfortunate sacrifices” are necessary, others aren’t so sure.
“After the massive round of layoffs at Water Works last year, he declared the Free Parking lottery off-limits to anyone who was delinquent on their mortgage,” complained concerned citizen Tiffany O’Malley. "He even threw a bunch of people in jail in December for trying to pass Go early and he runs Marvin Gardens like a slum lord. I say, down with Willy!“
Some citizens are trying to organize a recall election this November. McKitty still has two years left on his term.
Via yupishi.
