PHOTO OP: Kitty With Bokeh
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PHOTO OP: Smoochin’
PHOTO OP: Smoochin’
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Cat Busted for Having ‘Tetris’ On Her Graphing Calculator
Cat Busted for Having ‘Tetris’ On Her Graphing Calculator
AP Calculus had been the most boring class on Lola the kitty’s schedule this semester, until she loaded a Tetris clone onto her TI-89 graphing calculator. The discovery that her calculator could play games was a revelation for Lola and made the class many times more enjoyable, according to friends. Her teachers and parents were less enthused, however.
“I was mortified when I got the call from school. Shocked, really,” said Lola’s adoptive mom, Mary Snitker, of the call she received last week from a guidance counselor that Lola had been caught playing games during class. "She’s always done so well in school. Never used to get in trouble… but this is just unacceptable.“
Friends think Lola should be cut some slack. "She already has a full ride to UConn,” said lockermate and best friend forever, Judy Tan. “So she goofed off a little bit senior year. Whatever. Her parents need to chill.”
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Kitten Tries New Sock Diet
Kitten Tries New Sock Diet
In an effort to shed those last few pounds before swimsuit season, a kitten named Toby is trying a new diet plan created by veterinarian and author Dr. Ray Sulcer.
“It’s a sock-only meal plan,” says Katie Griggs, Toby’s nutritionist. “Socks are high in fiber, low in fat, so it really helps you lose those pounds quickly.”
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Brooklyn Cat Tests Every Leather Couch in Tri-State Area
Brooklyn Cat Tests Every Leather Couch in Tri-State Area
Mr. Eduardo Torres, a cat from Brooklyn, NY, recently embarked on a quest to find the perfect leather sofa.
“It had to be comfortable but still classy,” says Mike Fallon, a close friend. As such, Torres visited every furniture retailer in the tri-state area to test the merchandise, one couch at a time.
“This one was too soft, that one was too wide,” says Fallon, relating the experience. “He finally settled on something at a Sears in Hoboken.”
Submitted by Sally Sa.