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Cat’s Magic Show Falls Flat
Sam, a cat from Cambridge, MA, called friends and family together for what the invitation described as “an astounding night of magic.”
“The tricks were totally lame,” says Matthew Alto, who witnessed the show. “He ‘cut himself in half’ by sitting behind a mirror. I mean, come on. Somebody’s been watching too many David Copperfield specials.”
Submitted by Tracy Strauss.
Black Cat Shocked to Learn of Cultural Stereotypes
Home-schooled his entire life, Panda was sheltered from the biases that plagued his fellow black cats.
“The bad luck stuff, crossing your path, the association with witchcraft,” says Mina Shoal, a close friend. “I worry about Panda sometimes. He has no clue how tough it is out there for black kitties.”
Via Eryn.
Area Cat Falls Asleep in Coffee
How much coffee is too much? Apparently no amount is enough for Twinkles, a local cat who fell asleep in her coffee while at work this afternoon.
“I think she had to be on her seventh cup,” said coworker Tammi Brinks. "She was up really late last night catching up on episodes of Mad Men that she had TiVo’d. I think all that caffeine had a reverse effect, though, it just made her sleepier and sleepier.“
Witnesses say Twinkles was embarrassed, but uninjured. "Luckily, she had switched to iced coffee by the afternoon, or else she might have burned her nose,” said Brinks.
Via Hemoglobinnn.
Cat Still Can’t Believe the Oklahoma City Thunder Are in the NBA Finals
Area cat Tito is still in shock that his beloved Oklahoma City Thunder are in the NBA Finals.
“He’s been following them ever since they moved from Seattle, and he’s a huge Russell Westbrook fan, since he want to UCLA,” says Tito’s roommate, Lyle Leavens. "Oh, and he grew up in Cleveland, so this is going to be doubly sweet for him.“
Tito plans to watch tonight’s game wearing his lucky socks, which he hasn’t washed since the All-Star break.
Via Reddit.
PHOTO OP: Just Bein’ Cute
Via Edward Dalmulder.
