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Kitty Healing Well After Skateboarding Accident
A cat named Keito is resting comfortably after failing a “laser flip” at the local skate park and breaking his left arm.
“Bro, he was so close too,” says Cody ‘Toasty’ Brackins, a friend and fellow skateboarder. “It would have been such a sweet move – you know, if he hadn’t fallen on his ass.”
Keito’s doctors say he should be ready to “flip some sick ollies” again in 6-8 weeks.
Via mikecola.
A local cat named Rambo has been diagnosed with cerebral caniform identity disorder – or in layman’s terms: she thinks she’s a dog.
“She started playing fetch last week,” according to Dr. Julius Fefferbaum, who has been treating the confused kitten. “This was preceded by long periods of barking and uncontrollable bacon cravings.“
Fefferbaum says that while cerebral caniform identity disorder is rare, it is treatable, and that with a few months of extensive psychotherapy, Rambo should be back to believing she is a cat.
Via Reddit.
Cat Family Wins a DIY Network Bathroom Renovation
Fluffy and Mittens Rowan, a cat couple from upstate New York, have been married for three years and have two kittens. The pair have been in desperate need of a bathroom renovation ever since moving into their three bedroom home last summer.
That’s why they were thrilled to hear this week that they had been selected to receive a bathroom makeover from DIY Network renovation show Bath Crashers.
“Mittens is always coming to work later,” said co-worker Clayton Escovedo. "Two working parents, on the same schedule every morning, sharing that tiny bathroom? Nope. No way. Not gonna work.“
Neighbors say that the Rowans have been wanting to get a double vanity installed since they moved in, but just haven’t had the money.
Via gchpaco.
TIP: Tupperware Keeps Cats Fresh for Spellcasting
We’ve all been there. You’ve got the cauldron bubbling, happily adding items – a little eye of newt, some frog warts, night shade – and then the recipe calls for a fresh black cat. But, heaven’s above, yours has gone all spoiled!
That’s why most modern spellcasters use plastic containers to keep their ingredients fresher, longer. Plastic storage containers with an airtight lid can keep your cats meowing until you need them for your nefarious concoctions.
Via Teillas.
1 in 3 Cats Can’t Start Their Day Without Coffee
A new Marist poll finds that one in three cats just can’t get going in the morning without a cup of coffee. The results speak to the growing trend of caffeine addiction in the U.S.
“Cats are busy people,” says Dr. Armand Sosa, a sleep specialist. “When they’re on the go, they’re not napping as much. And stress can reduce the effectiveness of sleep. This leads to a need for caffeine, which in turn messes up a cat’s circadian rythms even further. It’s a vicious cycle.”
Via dotpolka.
