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Siamese Kittens Aren’t Plotting Anything
Cedric and Lupin, a pair of Siamese kitties from Salem, OR, are not up to any mischief or hijinks, according to a spokesperson.
“There is absolutely nothing suspicious going on here,” wrote Nelson Pedroso in a press release. “Any strange looks or smirks you might see are either coincidental or just in your imagination.”
Submitted by Alexis McVey.
Mr. Bump Pressing Charges Over Kitten Assault
After some urging from his attorney, Mr. Bump (of Mr. Men fame) has come forward with allegations that Marley the kitten savagely attacked him last Tuesday.
Bump had already been healing from prior injuries, making this beating all the more painful, according to sources.
“No one should stand for an attack like this,” says Kim Shoal, Bump’s attorney. “My client has the support of the entire egg-shaped man community behind him.”
Via Kayti Pendleton.
Cat’s Handcrafted Wood Furniture Is a Hit on Etsy
Smokey McWhiskers isn’t someone most people have heard of, but give it five years and he may just be a household name. McWhiskers’ handmade wood furniture is taking the online world by storm, and drawing heads in the multibillion dollar home decor industry.
“He’s already our fastest merchant to $1 million in sales,” said Etsy associate community manager, Tad Newberg. According to Newberg, McWhiskers hit that mark just 16 days after uploading his first chair and putting it on sale. High profile blog coverage on Luxist, Apartment Therapy and Re-Nest certainly helped get him there.
McWhiskers is said to be in talks with Crate and Barrel about creating a signature, mass produced line of tables, chairs and bed frames based on his designs, while Target has reportedly called about developing a more affordable spinoff.
Via Dementedsaint.
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Via Dawn Derbyshire.
Cat’s Computer Issues Persist Despite Tech Support
Columbo was just trying to get a little work done – emails, scheduling, bill paying. But every time he opened more than three tabs, his Mac served up the “Spinning Wheel of Death.”
“He’s been on the phone with Apple Care for like three hours now,” says Tia Roehr, a source close to the situation. “It’s a frustrating day.”
Submitted by Lei-Lani Terrell.
