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Toronto Cat Confronts Pigeon Nemesis
A 3-year-old cat named Brooklyn has been waiting patiently by the window of a downtown Toronto condo in anticipation of his arch rival, a pigeon named Hank.
“Brooklyn has gone to great lengths to intercept Hank,” says Jamie Geers, a source close to the situation. “There was some phone hacking involved. Let’s just say he knew exactly which window to stalk, and the right time.”
The beef between the two is unclear, though The Fluffington Post has learned of rumors about an ex-girlfriend and a borrowed game of Trivial Pursuit.
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
Cat Determined to Celebrate July 4th All Week Long
A Baltimore, MD cat named Truman won’t settle for a one-day celebration of America’s founding.
“He started barbecuing on July 1st,” says Erica Dahmen, a neighbor. “Then there was the fireworks. And the music – John Philip Sousa, all day, all night.”
The patriotic cat is known about town for his week-long Independence Day celebrations, and the party is still going strong. This Saturday and Sunday promise to be full of summertime festivities in Truman’s back yard.
Submitted by Nikki Bass.
REPORT: Kitten’s New Jeans Are a Little Baggy
A kitten named Grover may have purchased jeans a few sizes too big, according to a report from MSNBC.
“Of course he asked if the jeans make him look fat,” Sandra Blake told the cable news network. “I said no. They’re really baggy on you. He seemed to like that, even though he looks ridiculous.”
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