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Area Bucket Clearly Not Large Enough for Two Cats
Geometry can be a cruel mistress.
Two local cats, Dreamer and Juliet, found through trial and error, that a bucket on their porch would not comfortably accomodate them both at the same time.
“Just Dreamer or just Juliet, yeah, that bucket’s got all the room you need,” said eye-witness C.T. Pennington. "But whenever they tried to both get into the bucket, they realized that it one of them would invariably get all squished. It’s a simple volume equation.“
Eventually, the two kitties chose a slightly larger bucket in which to spend the afternoon.
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Cat Gives Local Restaurant Bad Review
Noted feline food critic Rusty has given an area seafood joint two paws down.
“He was not a fan of the crab cakes at all,” Rusty’s editor John Steyer tells The Fluffington Post. “The tilapia was passable, but he wouldn’t recommend it.”
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Cat Found After 3-Day-Long Game of Hide and Seek
Gary the cat is a master at hide and seek. In a recent tournament, he disappeared for three days while competitors searched high and low.
“The closet, of course!” exclaimed Ashlee Koser, who had all but given up when she stumbled onto Gary’s hiding place looking for socks. “Why didn’t I think of that earlier?”
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Cat Redecorates Living Room With Old World Flair
Mark always had a penchant for European style. As soon as he’d saved enough money, the cat took to redecorating his living room, incorporating Victorian and French accents wherever possible.
“He really sticks his nose up at modernism,” says Darcy Pruesser, a friend. “He prefers the warmth of the Old World.”
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