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Cat’s Attempt to Build a TV Fails Miserably

According to reports, a local cat attempted to build a television from scratch today, “just to see if he could.”  The verdict?  He could not.  Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the “television” was essentially just a box inside which the cat acted out scenes from his favorite shows.

“I’m not sure what he was thinking,” said one witness.  "He doesn’t know anything about electronics.  I guess I’m pretty impressed that he was able to build a wooden box, though. I mean, he doesn’t have thumbs.“

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Cat Sets New Record in ‘Halo: Reach’

Gracie, a cat from Portland, OR, set a house record in Halo: Reach today, completing the game alone in just under seven hours.  According to sources, she immediately took a celebratory nap.

“She’s really psyched about Halo 4 in November,” said housemate Tony Walker.  "Gracie’s played back through the entire series.  She even mastered the Halo theme song in Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.  She’s a huge fan.“

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Local Cat Furious About Something

Details are still sketchy, but reports indicate that a local feline is extremely upset.  What prompted her outrage is still unknown at this time.

“It could be any number of things,” said a source with knowledge of the situation.  "My bet is that she’s angry about the jailing of Russian punk bank, Pussy Riot, though. She’s a huge fan of both punk music and freedom of speech.“

The Fluffington Post will update this story as details emerge.

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Vintage Cat Toys Are Not to Be Played With

Give most cats a toy (or crumpled up piece of paper) and they’ll bat it around the room for hours.  But not so for Franny, a kitten from Queens, NY.  Franny is the proud owner of one of the largest vintage cat toy collections in the five boroughs.

“They just don’t make toys like that anymore,” said close friend Annibel Torres.  "The craftsmanship, the coloring, the lead paint –  okay, maybe not so much the lead paint.  But you just don’t find toys with that quality these days.“

However, those toys are to be enjoyed from afar; they’re not to be played with.  "Franny doesn’t really let anyone touch her collection,” confirmed Torres.  "You can look at them on the shelf all day long, but try to play with that Incredible Hulk figurine and she’ll claw your eyes out.“

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