kitties

Kitten Cited for Cliché String Playing

After the county passed a “no clichés” ordinance last Spring, many local policy analysts called the measure “unnecessary” and “a waste of time.”  The general consensus was that so-called “public displays of cliché behavior” were too few and far in between for a law on the books.

Now a local kitten has been cited for the first violation of the county ordinance.  Oscar the kitty was reportedly caught in public playing with string in a manner that police called “extremely expected.”  

Oscar’s lack of creativity will likely cost him the maximum $130 fine allowed under the ordinance.

Via toby-won-kenobi. 

Tiny Cat Explores Big World

The Fluffington Post has received numerous unconfirmed reports that a kitten named Jake has busted free of his carboard box and taken off in search of fortune and glory.

“He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says Albert Cabrera, who witnessed the escape. “There was chatter about finding the lost city of El Dorado. And then, poof! He was gone.”

Via Ru.

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Via Belal Khan.

Cat Has Stuffed Likeness of Herself Made

Sierra, a cat from Waskusa, WI, had a stuffed animal version of herself made last month at a cost that sources close to the situation say is “significant.” The cat worked with artists at Build-a-Bear Workshop on the project, and the doll reportedly never leaves her side.

According to sources, Sierra is happy with the result, despite the belief by peers that the stuffed version looks nothing like her.

Via deadoll.

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Via tguize.