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Amazon Offers Free 2-Day Shipping on Cats
In an effort to meet projected revenue goals for the fourth fiscal quarter, online retailer Amazon.com is offering a free upgrade to 2-day shipping on any cat priced at $25 or more. The deal will last until October 15th, according to a press release issued today.
Via Thiago Fosk.
Local Cat Obsessed With Sushi Documentaries
One look at Izzy’s Netflix Instant queue will tell you all you need to know about her cinematic tastes. The 8-year-old cat is enthralled by documentaries about sushi.
“She is a fan of sushi master Jiro Ono,” says Stephanie O’Hara, a source close to the situation. The film Jiro Dreams of Sushi confirms he and Izzy share the same penchant for Tuna.
PHOTO OP: Stalker Cat
Via katye82.
Cat Has ‘Too Much Fun’
The New York Times is reporting that a local cat has been accused of having “too much fun,” after getting into all sorts of mischief around the house. According to an exclusive report in the paper, Maxwell was caught early Tuesday morning unspooling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
“He was having a blast,” an anonymous source at the police department told The Times. "Too much fun, if you ask me.“
Maxwell faces a mandatory visit to the time out corner and a disciplinary hearing later this week.
Via misshmills.
Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
According to sources close to the situation, an area kitty name Temperance embarrassed herself during a recent game of hide and seek. Witnesses say Temperance’s choice of hiding spot – behind the floor pillow leaning against the wall – was “so obvious it hurt.”
“It was just embarrassingly bad,” said Oliver Robertson, the commissioner of the North American Feline Hide and Seek Association. “She’s really going to tumble down the NAFHSA standings based solely on this one game. I don’t know what she was thinking.”
Via beiko-chan.
