kitties

Cat’s Kicks Give Shaq a Run for His Money

It’s long been known that Shaquille O’Neal has some of the biggest feet in basketball. At size 22, his sneakers were a force to be reckoned with on the court.

But a Pennsylvania cat named Patches is about to go toe-to-toe with the NBA great – at least in terms of shoe size.

While Patches wears a men’s size 9, when compared to his body, he’s sporting a relative size of 25.

“There’s no question that his feet are abnormally large,” says his vet, Dr. Phillip Oday. “But you know what they say about cats with large feet.”

Via pwnzor339.

Consumer Analysts: Bucket of Cats Not As Big As In Past

According to a new report from the American Consumers Bureau, a special interest group protecting the rights of consumers, a bucket of cats is now 15% smaller than it was 10 years ago. 

“It used to be that buying cats by the bucket was the most economical way to purchase felines,” said Todd Borisov, a spokesperson for the ACB.  "But now we’ve found that manufacturers have cut the size of those buckets by up to 15% over the past decade, without any corresponding change in cost.  In fact, in some cases the price has gone up!“

The ACB now recommends adopting cats from your local animal shelter as the most cost-efficient way to acquire kitties.

Via tzmara.