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Cat Hired to Guard Billionaire’s Secret Treasure

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Cat Hired to Guard Billionaire’s Secret Treasure

A cat named Frajola has been contracted to safeguard a treasure chest in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The contents of the chest, owned by Brazilian banking mogul Marcel Herman Telles, are unknown, but presumed to be extremely valuable.

“The chest itself has no lock,” explains Roberto dos Santos, a source close to the Telles family. “The cat just sits on top and asks you for the secret code. If you don’t know it, he calls the cops.”

Frajola is rumored to be paid in the finest yellowfin tuna, though The Fluffington Post could not confirm this at press time.

Via Melissa Lenz.

Confused Cat Thinks He’s a Dog

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Confused Cat Thinks He’s a Dog

A cat named Helo from Bainbridge Island, WA is suffering a bit of an identity crisis.

“He loves to play tug,” says Lisa Worley, a source close to the situation. “I think he thinks he’s a dog. When playing tug, you can hear him growl just like a dog does. He also plays fetch and pants like a dog when he’s worn out from playing.”

Wrinkle-Proof Cats Fail in Lab Tests

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Wrinkle-Proof Cats Fail in Lab Tests

According to a review in this month’s Consumer Reports, so-called “wrinkle-proof cats” don’t live up to their promise as marketed.  The magazine tested five brands of the supposedly wrinkle resistant felines and found that not one had any noticeable improvement over standard models.

“You’re paying a premium for a feature that just doesn’t deliver,” said editor James Scarlett.  Not one of the five wrinkle-free kitties tested managed to score a recommendation to buy from the magazine.

“If you’re really concerned with wrinkling, you’re better off just saving your money and going with a shelter model, and then putting a humidifier in the room,” said Scarlett.

Via m_xana.