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REPORT: Cats Make Terrible Secretaries

September 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

REPORT: Cats Make Terrible Secretaries

A new report from the American Association of Office Workers indicates that cats are ill-equipped for the tasks expected of secretaries in modern workplaces.

“Cats are just generally unorganized,” said AAOW spokesperson Ron Smiley, who said that most cats hired for secretary positions are fired within a week.

According to his organization’s groundbreaking research, kitties tend to sleep a lot during the day. "And that makes them ill-suited to secretarial work,“ explained Smiley. "Sleeping on the job is frowned upon in most offices.”

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Cats Find Scraps From New York Fashion Week

September 18, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cats Find Scraps From New York Fashion Week

You may not have seen Henry and Maggie on the catwalk during New York Fashion Week, but they managed to secret away some designer samples after the hottest shows in town.

“They just volunteered at the Paul Smith show – ushering, cleaning tables,” says Ruth Cable, a friend. “No one noticed a few missing bow ties.”

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Cat Hair Art Project Raises Eyebrows at Office

September 18, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cat Hair Art Project Raises Eyebrows at Office

In a move that some of her co-workers are calling “interesting,” Mashable.com editor Annie Colbert brought a “petable cat photo” to work Monday morning. The fluffy pic was of her own cat, and featured the feline’s actual hair sewn onto the print.

“I mean, kudos on a job well done,” one co-worker tells The Fluffington Post under condition of anonymity. “But that’s definitely a uh…unique art project. Yeah, I’m going to stick with unique on this one.”