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Kitten Shocked to Learn of Bieber’s On-Stage Barf
Life-long Justin Bieber fan and adorable kitten Bitsy was beside herself when she heard that the pop idol had thrown up during a performance in Glendale, AZ.
“Bitsy was immediately concerned for his health,” says Sheldon Cavenough, her roommate. “When she learned he was OK, she just felt embarrassed about the whole thing. But, she has faith that he’ll bounce back.”
Via Cats of Instagram.
Biologists Baffled by Cat’s Detachable Wings
A photo from a remote research outpost in Borneo has scientists scratching their heads. The picture appears to depict a kitten with pair of angel-shaped wings.
“We can tell from a deep analysis of the photo that the wings appear to be detachable,” said Dr. Alex Hoffbauer, of Duke University. According to Hoffbauer and his colleagues, this could be a game-changing discovery for the course of kitten biological studies.
“This will rewrite all the rules,” he said.
Via KerKaya.
Kitten Finally Meets His Match
An area cat named Dexter (whose whiskers are out of control), has finally met his match in the form of a new stand mirror in the living room. According to sources close to the situation, Dexter has been facing down his reflection for the past 4 hours.
“I’m not 100% convinced he understands the concept of mirrors,” said Rosalee Vasquez, a friend who has been on the scene since early this morning. "I don’t really want to embarrass him in front of all these reporters, though. He’s kind of a tough guy.“
Via AGraddyPhoto.
PHOTO OP: Kitties Don’t Shake Hands; Kitties Gotta Hug
Tim and Danny, submitted by Jamie von B.
Bartender Cuts Cat Off After ‘One Too Many’
If you ask Roman, a 5-month-old cat from Columbus, OH, if he has a problem, he won’t cop to it.
“Oh, he’s totally in denial,” says Colin Coffers, a close friend. “He doesn’t see what we see.”
But it came to a head on Thursday night when a bartender at the Elevator Brewery stopped serving him.
“He’d had one too many,” says Mark Styles, a co-owner of the establishment. “Things were getting a little out of hand, so I had to cut him off. He was upset at first, but he was cool about it. He just shmoozed a few more ladies and left.”
Submitted by Jacqueline Furay.
