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Crate & Barrel Debuts New Line of Kitten Decor

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Crate & Barrel Debuts New Line of Kitten Decor

Home furnishings retailer Crate & Barrel announced in a press release today that it will begin shipping a new line of glassware, kitchen gadgets and home decor. The Kitten Collection should hit store shelves in early November, just in time for the holidays.

“Yes, they are real kittens,” says Amanda Potter, a spokesperson for the retailer. “But it’s all in how they work within a room. A kitten in a cupboard? Kitten pitcher. A kitten on your night table? Kitten lamp. We’re talking about some very high-level, conceptual design choices here that we think our customers will really embrace.  I mean, literally, who doesn’t want to hug a kitten?”

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Cat Forms Bridge Between Dining Room Chairs

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Cat Forms Bridge Between Dining Room Chairs

Scientists at the Suffolk University in Boston have determined that the most likely way that the hamsters in the living room were able to migrate from the kitchen is via a bridge formed by the cat between the dining room chairs.

“Archeological and geological evidence shows that hamsters made a trek between the kitchen and the living room about three weeks ago A.D.,” said lead researcher Dr. Angela Ramirez.  "What we didn’t know until now was how.“

According to Ramirez, her team uncovered evidence that the cat, Mr. Whiskers, may have formed a temporary "landbridge” between two dining room chairs, making previously impassable terrain accessible to the hamsters.

“It’s just a theory at this point, but we think it makes the most sense,” said Ramirez.

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Kitten Falls Asleep During Business Meeting

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Kitten Falls Asleep During Business Meeting

According to the minutes of this morning’s managerial meeting, a cat named Willow fell asleep during the sales projections. 

“To be fair, they are pretty boring,” said VP of sales, Kelly Harris.  "I spent a lot of time making those slides, though.  The least Willow could do is stay awake.“

Company sources confirm that the kitten will be put on probation.

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