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Cat Chooses Tux for Jr. Prom 7 Months Early

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Cat Chooses Tux for Jr. Prom 7 Months Early

Worried his local rental shop would be out of stock on his favorite style, Brooklyn, NY cat Riley has already reserved a tuxedo for the junior prom, an event scheduled for June 1, 2013, according to the PTA calendar.

“It’s a classic two-button,” says Ralph Canata of Canata’s Formal Wear. “Riley went with a bow tie, which is definitely coming back in style. Sure, it’s a long way off, but we can always let out the waistline if he puts on a few pounds before June.”

Submitted by Jenna Olejniczak.

Notorious Catnip Dealer Convicted on 3 Counts

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Notorious Catnip Dealer Convicted on 3 Counts

After a five-year cathunt and four-month-long trial, the infamous criminal mastermind Ninja was convicted in superior court on two counts of selling illegal catnip and one count of money laundering.

“We’re very pleased that this menace to society is finally behind bars,” said the Jason Kemnitzer, the district attorney who prosecuted the case.

Ninja has been sentenced to five years hard labor at Lolcatraz Correctional Facility, though his attorneys said in a statement that they plan to appeal.

Submitted by Jenny Theolin, photo by James McKenzie-Blyth for LOLCAT – TEH EXHIBISHUN.

Tough Economy Forces Kitten to Downsize to Smaller Box

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Tough Economy Forces Kitten to Downsize to Smaller Box

Spark, a kitty from Creston, IA, recently fell behind on his mortgage and was forced to downsize to a smaller box.  

“He used to be in a spacious Sony television box,” said real estate agent Sonia Dunlinson, “and not one of the new LCD ones, either.  It was one of those big old 27” cathode ray tube TV boxes. It had beautiful craftsmanship and original flooring.“

According to Dunlinson, however, economic conditions forced the kitten to sell the house via a short sale.  He is now renting a U.S. Postal Service Priority Mailer.

Via sparkkkkkk.

Angry Cat Sent to Behavior Modification Program

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Angry Cat Sent to Behavior Modification Program

Vinny is an angry cat.  After flipping out on a roll of toilet paper late last month, a judge sentenced him to 3 months probation and a mandatory anger management program.  

According to program director, Dr. Alan Weinkrantz, Vinny is starting to learn how to control his anger and “put on a happy face.”

Via chloestrats.