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Cat Earns 2nd Place on ‘Top Chef Masters’

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Cat Earns 2nd Place on ‘Top Chef Masters’

While the competition was close, judges on Bravo’s Top Chef Masters ultimately did not award North Carolina cat Charlie with the coveted prize. His recipe for PB&T (peanut butter and tuna) landed him in second place.

“That’s fine,” says Charlie’s longtime restaurant partner Grant Fisher. “We’re disappointed, but it’s still great for his career. Thanks to the show’s exposure, we have investors lining up. We hope to expand our restaurants out to the West Coast in 2013.”

Submitted by Hope Dixon Clinard.

Cat’s Bath Time Singing Irks Neighbors

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Cat’s Bath Time Singing Irks Neighbors

Los Angeles, CA police received three noise complaints early Sunday morning. It seems McNulty, a local cat, likes to sing in the bath – specifically, Taylor Swift songs.

“He just sings that ‘Getting Back Together’ over and over again at the top of his lungs,” says neighbor Mary Gretsch, referring to Swift’s latest hit. “It was so loud, it woke up my son. I mean, I understand it’s tough going through a breakup, but people are trying to sleep around here.”

Submitted by Tom Rubendall.

Kitten Downs Entire Pint of Ben & Jerry’s After Breakup

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Kitten Downs Entire Pint of Ben & Jerry’s After Breakup

It may be a cliche, but Winnie the kitten finds comfort in the bottom of a tub of ice cream.  After a recent break up with her boyfriend – an American Shorthair named Merv – Winnie drowned her sorrows in a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked.

“She was really broken up about it,” said roommate Jenny Hertzwiler. “Phase one is ice cream, phase two is breaking all his CDs and then she’ll be able to get a little perspective.  She’ll get through this.”

According to Hertzwiler, Winnie had a bit of a tummy ache after the ice cream binge, but it was “preferable to heartache.”

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Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

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Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

Winton the cat has long suffered from a flaky skalp, but according to recent reports, his dandruff problem has now reached epically more dire levels.

“We’re doing everything we can to keep his skin moisturized and free of oil after baths,” said Dr. Bruce Tannenbaum at the Selsun Blue Institute for Hair Care Studies. ”Unfortunately, we’re dealing with a relatively serious and rapidly progressing case here.”

According to Dr. Tannenbaum, if currently available treatments don’t work, plan B is to get Winton a hat.

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