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Jimmy Choo’s Latest Kitten Line Winning Raves
Showing at an exclusive, invite-only event in London, England, the latest line of Jimmy Choo kittens are reportedly wowing the fashion elite.
“Everyone thought pure white was a huge risk this year,” said Marie Claire footwear editor Suzyn D’Agostino. "But, as always, Jimmy pulls it off. He will once again define the fall season.“
The new kittens will be available at Choo’s retail stores starting December 1 and will list for $559.
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PHOTO OP: Clean Up in Aisle 7
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Cat Named Tour de France Winner, 1999-2005
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Controversy rocked the cycling world on Monday when it was announced that the seven Tour de France titles won between 1999 and 2005 would be vacated and given to a cat named Gary.
“There were some issues with the previous winner,” Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI) president Pat McQuaid tells The Fluffington Post. “We couldn’t really have seven consecutive years without an actual winner, so we decided the best thing to do was just say it was Gary. Gary’s a good cat. He likes tummy rubs, and as far as we know, he’s never done performance-enhancing drugs.”
McQuaid could not be reached for further comment, as he was already attempting to squeeze Gary into a tiny yellow jersey.
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Notorious Cat Mobster Behind Bars
Don Luigi “Il Gatto” Greco is behind bars tonight after an FBI raid on his family compound in upstate New York. The federal case being built against the mob boss hinges on 27 counts of alleged racketeering.
According to the FBI, Greco’s organization, known locally as the “Gattino Cosa,” has been engaged in a protection racket in Buffalo, NY, netting at least $1.2 million over the past year.
“Who knows if it will stick,” said MSNBC senior legal expert Annie Wachowski. “But, hey, they got Capone on tax evasion.”
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Cat Plays Dead to Get Out of Work
Izzy has a serious case of the Mondays. The three year old cat woke up this morning feeling sluggish and uninspired – not sick, exactly, but certainly in no shape to go punch the clock at the nap factory where she works.
“Then she had a stroke of genius,” said a coworker speaking on the condition of anonymity. “Calling in sick only gets you out of one day at the office, but call in dead and you dodge weeks, months… maybe even years of work.”
While some might classify what Izzy is doing as “insurance fraud,” our sources say that Izzy, who is planning to collect on her life insurance policy as her own heir, feels she is entitled to her respite.
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