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Kitten Pays Local Youths to Shovel Driveway
When the first snow came early this year, Max the kitten certainly wasn’t in the mood to shovel.
“He’d had a long day at the office and the house was a wreck,” says Marlene Cooper, a neighbor. “He rang the doorbell across the street and offered the kids a wad of cash. They ran right over. It was done in an hour.”
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Mid-Atlantic Cats Prepare for ‘Frankenstorm’
With Hurricane Sandy bearing down on the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast and a blast of cold air moving in from the North, there is a potential for the two fronts to merge, forming an unprecedented superstorm. Cats all over the region, from Maryland to Massachusetts, have sprung into action.
“Many kitties were caught off guard by the surprise Halloween snowstorm last year,” said meteorologist Frank Lanigan. "They’re not going to let that happen again.“
The Union Square Whole Foods in New York City is reporting a major run on bottled water and batteries and the Wal-Mart in Dover, DE is already completely out of flashlights and canned tuna.
"Cats are filling their biggest water dishes for this one,” said Lanigan.
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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet
Everyone knew Tokki the cat had a bit of a wild side, but it wasn’t until a series of nude bedroom photos leaked onto the Internet did anyone realize how audacious she really is.
“It’s bold, I’ll give her that,” said close friend Tilly Anderson. "Tokki can probably kiss any chance of running for public office in the future goodbye, though!“
Not everyone is so shocked by the photos. Leslie Warren, a cat photographer from Queens, NY thinks the photos are quite fetching. "They’re beautifully done and Tokki is stunning,” she said. "I don’t know what all the fuss is about. The feline form should be celebrated.“
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Cat Has Unfortunate ‘Snacksident’
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
An area cat is said to be doing well this morning after suffering a freak snack-related mishap late last night. According to reports, Tucker was found at around 2 AM with his head hopelessly wedged inside a Fritos bag. Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that were it not for the quick action of paramedics, the cat’s head would definitely still be in the bag.
“That cat is probably thanking his lucky stars right now,” says officer Mike Hanley. “We’re still not sure how it happened, but at the moment it appears the cat was simply hungry. As for why he decided on corn chips, we’re honestly not sure. Besides, everyone knows corn chips aren’t for kitties. Corn chips are people food."
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PHOTO OP: Kitty Freak-Out
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