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Pottery Barn Opens Stores for Cats Nationwide

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Pottery Barn Opens Stores for Cats Nationwide

Following the success of its Pottery Barn Kids and PBteen franchises, Williams-Sonoma, Inc. has unveiled 22 new stores dubbed Pottery Barn Cats, whose merchandise will cater exclusively to the affluent feline set.

“It’s basically all the regular PB furniture and home decor accessories, but they smell like tuna and they come pre-scratched,” says Reggie Philbin, a spokesperson for the parent company.

The stores are now open in 13 states across the country.

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Cat Actor Hires Bodyguard to Thwart Paparazzi

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Cat Actor Hires Bodyguard to Thwart Paparazzi

Sitcom actor and tabloid magnet Wollie has contracted a professional bodyguard named Rodriguez to deal with the endless nuisance of Paparazzi.

“We don’t like that it’s come to this, but it had to be done,” says Wollie’s publicist Lucy Wang. “Wollie’s privacy has been violated excessively. She can’t even leave the living room without being photographed by these people.”

The kitty, known for her role as Cat #2 on the hit CBS show Two and a Half Men,   has been the subject of numerous rounds of gossip, including an alleged relationship with a married co-star, Harold, who plays Cat #1.

Submitted by Karen Kennis.